For the most part just chilling on my phone but also for some reason American bathrooms never have any kind of hose/bidet or even a bucket or baby wipes. The fuck? I have to spend an extra 10 min grinding toilet paper on my ass until there's no stain left god I hate taking a shit outside of my own house
Phone but also sometimes it actually takes that long to get everything out of there. Tried everything already and only thing that helps is pooping right when you need to instead of when it is most convenient.
I'll admit, I'm a faster pooper than most. Not sure why that is, but I don't believe it's related to diet because I've eaten very clean for months and also periods of absolute obese mode, and my Time To Poop or TTP, does not seem to change much.
But I've noticed there are a lot of men, including some of my friends, that take 15-20 minutes to poop almost every time. I've spoken to them about this, and they are not just in there on their phones. It's actually taking them this long for the drop and plop.
So, long poopers. What's the deal? Do you eat cheese-steaks exclusively? I'm concerned for you colon health.
When I go to poop - phone or not - I like to give it a little extra time because it doesn't all come out at once often times. Sometimes 90% of it will come out, and then by giving it another 5 mins or so, a little more may make its way out. If I'm not in a rush or anything, I take my time. Because, why not?
I mean the pooping usually takes like 3min max. 1 min to warm up, 1 min to release, 1 min to ensure the bowel evacuation is completed properly.
But after the fact sometimes I just wanna chill a bit you know? Just hang out before you commit to the clean up.